Zombies, right?

So, yah, Gabe tagged me with the Zombie meme. You’re in a mall, there are zombies. Pick your music, your partner, and your hardware.

So, I go in opposite direction.

Gun: Gunzzzzz. I get General George S. Patton’s ivory handled revolvers (“Only a New Orleans pimp would carry a pearl handled gun!), a .45 and a .357 Magnum. They are truly mighty, in terms of being the archetypical sidearm. Sure, you run the risk of running out of ammo. But I lack the upper body strength to swing a shaolin spade for too long.

Guy: Untouchable George Stone, as portrayed by Andy Garcia. Seriously, remember the scene in the train station? I got ‘em, indeed! Pow!

Toonz: Because I am predictable and and boring, Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

I tag YOU, true believer.

July 15, 2008. Uncategorized.

5 Comments

  1. Gabriel... replied:

    Ness: [looking at a gold chain Malone is holding] What is that?

    Malone: Ah, I’m among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that… is my St. Jude medallion.

    Ness: Saint who?

    George Stone: Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes.

    Malone: And policemen.

    Ness: Well, which are we, gentlemen – policemen, or lost causes?

    Me: Excellent choices all the way around Mr. Mohareb.

  2. Spent The Last Twenty Years Sucking My Anger In Through A Straw And Now I’ve Got Brain Freeze « …salted lithium. replied:

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  3. Gabriel... replied:

    I thought you should see this right away:
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  4. justinmohareb replied:

    Ah, man. I knew I should have backed up my pornography.

  5. C. Bowie Photography replied:

    I need a couple ivory handle pistols

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