Zombies, right?
So, yah, Gabe tagged me with the Zombie meme. You’re in a mall, there are zombies. Pick your music, your partner, and your hardware.
So, I go in opposite direction.
Gun: Gunzzzzz. I get General George S. Patton’s ivory handled revolvers (“Only a New Orleans pimp would carry a pearl handled gun!), a .45 and a .357 Magnum. They are truly mighty, in terms of being the archetypical sidearm. Sure, you run the risk of running out of ammo. But I lack the upper body strength to swing a shaolin spade for too long.
Guy: Untouchable George Stone, as portrayed by Andy Garcia. Seriously, remember the scene in the train station? I got ‘em, indeed! Pow!
Toonz: Because I am predictable and and boring, Ace of Spades by Motorhead.
I tag YOU, true believer.
Ness: [looking at a gold chain Malone is holding] What is that?
Malone: Ah, I’m among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that… is my St. Jude medallion.
Ness: Saint who?
George Stone: Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes.
Malone: And policemen.
Ness: Well, which are we, gentlemen – policemen, or lost causes?
Me: Excellent choices all the way around Mr. Mohareb.
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I thought you should see this right away:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_data
Ah, man. I knew I should have backed up my pornography.
I need a couple ivory handle pistols