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Justin is a carbon based life form with great taste in footwear.

That’s a lie. He’s silicon based.

No, that’s a lie too. He doesn’t really have good taste in footwear.

And he doesn’t refer to himself in third person. I mean, I don’t. Dammit.

13 Comments

  1. feartheseeds replied:

    First… tag, you’re it.

  2. justinmohareb replied:

    D’oh. You got me.

  3. Gabriel... replied:

    I don’t know dude… you’re putting some thought into the About page, that’s pretty much the first step to a full blown WP addiction. You know you can import all of the posts and responses from your LiveJournal into here in a single click… just saying. And get a freaking avatar, I know you always wanted to be white (really, who doesn’t?) but this isn’t the way.

  4. justinmohareb replied:

    So, how would I do an import from LJ?

  5. Gabriel... replied:

    First you must find the one-armed Hungarian man with a limp and truthfully answer his three questions:

    1) Do you know how to create a “LiveJournal XML export file”?
    2) Do you know what the “WordPress Dashboard” is?
    3) When did you stop wanting to be Wes Smiderle’s sex toy?

  6. Gabriel... replied:

    You still haven’t answered my first three questions… I don’t get the feeling you’re ready for five more.

    .
    Thordora’s Interview Meme Rules:

    1. Leave me (Justin) a comment saying “Interview Me.”

    2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.

    3. You will update your blog with a post containing your the answers to the questions.

    4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

    5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

    ———————————

    1. When you first saw Star Trek did you know you’d never love anything else? Why the facsination with Sci Fi? Is Cindy your Seven, Dax or Jake?

    2. When you were role-playing — like you’ve stopped — what colour were your characters? Was it an escape for you being white for a few hours a week? What was it like being the first brown person in the Napanee school system?

    3. You’re one of the funniest writers I’ve ever come across as well as a Tech / Trekkie / BSG / RPG Geek, yet when your name is Googled only 1550 entries come back (in 0.12 seconds), and that includes several duplicates and a few of my pages, so why is your online presence so small, almost like a frightened bunny sitting in the corner bleeding from its anus?

    4. Your wasted years at university brought you nothing but heartache and two years in a College journalism program, knowing then what you know now would you still sit around blowing off time playing RPG’s or would you actually apply yourself, study, work hard and then, when you failed, end up living in your parents basement for two years before taking a College journalism program so we could graduate together? Why did you chose Smiderle over me and why did you chose journalism as your second education choice?

    5. I got you an interview with one of the best tech-trade magazines in Canada, during which you couldn’t answer the question “why should we hire you?”, you also managed to leave a sweat stain on the people interviewing you and the outside of the building. How much does it bother you that Gary Hilson was later hired to fill a similar spot at the same company based entirely on my reference? Discuss.

  7. justinmohareb replied:

    You’re an evil fuck. I just want to make that clear.

  8. Gabriel... replied:

    It’s what gets me into all the best parties.

    Did you still want to move your LiveJournal stuff over here?

  9. justinmohareb replied:

    Not particularly. This place seems a bit too hoity toity for me.

  10. Gabriel... replied:

    If you mean full sentences and complete thoughts I guess you’re right. But maybe check out these two before you give it up:

    http://eastvillageidiot.com/

    http://newfoundblog.com/

    Maybe you’ve got “The Bitter Guide” working someplace you haven’t shown me, but this would seem to be a good place to either host it or run it like you used to… if it means anything “You’re one of the funniest writers I’ve ever come across” I wasn’t joking. But, whatever. It’s your toque.

  11. justinmohareb replied:

    I’ve contemplated it. Did you see The Denton Incident?

    I feel kind of out of touch and discombobulated, so focusing on funny would be a lot like work.

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  13. Gabriel... replied:

    Merry Christmas Justin. All my best to you and Cindy. Thanks for putting up with me, and being a friend even after I didn’t really deserve it.

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